I Think That Kids Have

My Only Thought Was To Keep Him Away From Annabeth.

Maybe—just Maybe—sadie Had My Best Interests At Heart. (i Just Caught Her Making Faces At Me, So Maybe Not.)

She Wondered If It Was Her Stupid Mother, The Goddess Of Love, Messing With Her Thoughts. If Piper Started Getting Urges To Read Fashion Magazines, She Was Going To Have To Find Aphrodite And Smack Her.

'you're Dionysus,' I Said. 'the God Of Wine.' Mr. D Rolled His Eyes. 'what Do They Say These Days, Grover? Do The Children Say "well Duh!"?' 'y-yes, Mr. D.' 'then, "well, Duh!" Percy Jackson. Did You Think I Was Aphrodite, Perhaps?' 'you're A God.' 'yes, Child.' 'a God. You.'

That Sounded About As Likely As Apophis And Ra Becoming Facebook Buddies, But I Decided Not To Say Anything.