I Think That If You

I Think Real Humans Are So Complicated, And Often [characters] Are Written More One-dimensional Without Maybe Even The Writer Knowing It. I've Felt Numerous Moments In My Life Where My Most Confident Moment And My Most Insecure Moment Were Exactly The Same Time. There's Nothing Funny Or Interesting About Perfection.

I'm An Awful Driver. I'm Not Going To Lie About It. I'm Not A Good Driver. I Tried For A Long Time To Pretend That I Was. There's A Lot Of Road Rage And A Lot Of Times It's Directed At Something I've Done On The Road

I Don't Think That I'm Modest By Any Means, But I'm Also Not An Exhibitionist.

I Feel Like When I Arrive At The Hospital I Want A Glass Of Whiskey, I Want The Epidural In My Back. And, I Want To Get Hit In The Face With A Baseball Bat...

I Was So Paranoid That My Friends Wouldn't Like Me. I Went To A Very Small School Where The Consequences Of Bullying Were Very Real. You Couldn't Just Push Some Nameless Face In The Hallway Because Everybody Knew Each Other's Families, So There Wasn't The Obligatory Psychotic Jackass That Tortured Everybody.