I Think People Just Love

I'm Trying To Teach My Children Not To Cry. That's The Big Thing. No Crying. Because I Think We Can All Agree That Crying Is, For The Most Part, For Sissies. If My Team Loses, I'm Going To Cry. And I'm Going To Want My Kids To See Me Crying. Not Because I Think Sports Are So Important, But Because I Bet So Much Money On The Game That We'll Probably Lose The House If My Team Doesn't Win. That's Something To Cry About.

I Can Be A Snarky Asshole, Or I Can Be Sort Of Mentally Impaired. It's Very Hard For Me To Just Be Normal Human Being.

Whatever Expectations I Had For Myself, None Of Them Have Come To Pass. I Grew Up Thinking I Was Going To Be An Actor, Which I Am. But I Thought I'd Be A Very Serious Sort Of Shakespearean Guy Going From Town To Town Having Sex With Various Juliets All Over The Country.

I Used To Need The Character But As I've Gotten Older I Need It Less And Less - I Prefer To Play Some Version Of Myself. To Approach Any Acting Job As Me Just Being Me.

I Don't Chase After Things, But I Put Forward The Effort And Know The Rest Of It Is Out Of My Hands.