I Think People Fetishize Glasses

I Have To Say, I'm Really Not That Attractive. Until I Met My Husband, I Could Not Get A Date.

In Washington, Officials From The National Rifle Association Met With A Group Of High School Students. There Were No Survivors.

After College, I Knew I Wanted To Work In Comedy, So The First Thing I Did Was Go To Where The Comedy Was. I Moved From Charlottesville To Chicago, Because That's Where The Second City And Improv Olympics Are. You Have To Go Wherever You Need To Go To Study What Interests You.

It Was Reported That The New York Knicks Have Won All 12 Of The Home Games Attended By Magician David Blaine. A Spokesman For The Knicks Said, 'if This Is What It Takes To Win, It's Not Worth It.'

Life Is Improvisation.