I Think Of Myself As

Half The People Who Snuff People, That's What They Want: Recognition. Get Their Picture In The Paper.

Mick Jagger Is About As Sexy As A Pissing Toad.

To Me, The Greatest Pleasure Of Writing Is Not What It's About, But The Inner Music That Words Make.

Of Course People Couldn't Help But Think I Must Be A Bit Of A Dyke Myself. And Of Course I Am. Everyone Is: A Bit. So What? That Never Discouraged A Man Yet, In Fact It Seems To Goad Them On.

Many Universities Have Asked Me To Come For A Semester But I Don't Want To Do It Because I Don't Have The Patience.