I Think Mankind Is Overly

Happy Birthday To Former First Lady Barbara Bush, Who Turned Seventy-seven This Week. Unfortunately, Where Her Granddaughters Helped Blow Out The Candles On Her Cake, It Exploded.

It's Weird Watching President Bush Struggle With Excuses For Why We Went To War. As He Struggles, It Reminds Us All What A Terrific Liar Bill Clinton Really Was.

Democrats Were Quick To Point Out That President Bush's Budget Creates A 1 Trillion Dollar Deficit. The White House Quickly Responded With 'hey, Look Over There, It's Saddam Hussein.'

I Lived In A Studio Apartment Until My Mid-30s. I Don't Have An Extravagant Lifestyle.

Here In California, One Candidate For Governor Is A 100-year-old Woman. She's Going Door-to-door And Asking One Simple Question - 'do I Live Here?'