I Think Laughter May Be

When There Is Good News, And It Is News , We Do Report It, But Usually News Is A Record Of Human Failure. Those Wanting To Celebrate Human Accomplishment Are, As Someone Said, Advised To Go To The Sports Section.

I Was Raised By And Have Raised People Who Regard Telling One Story When Two Would Do As A Sign Someone Is Not Really Trying.

[my Father] Was Generous With His Affection, Given To Great, Awkward, Engulfing Hugs, And I Can Remember So Clearly The Smell Of His Hugs, All Starched Shirt, Tobacco, Old Spice, And Cutty Sark. Sometimes I Think I've Never Been Properly Hugged Since.

If You Don't Want To Get Old, Don't Mellow.

It's Not Brain Surgery. It's Not Nuclear Physics. It's Television. It's Only Television.