I Think I've Drawn From

Unfortunately, Most College Kids These Days Aren't Coming From Any Place-they Seem To Ask The Same Kind Of Questions Over And Over Again.

I Get Happier Every Day. I Have A Sense Of Accomplishment Every Day Of My Life.

I Think Everybody Is Covering Their [posteriors] With The Enron Scandal And It Was Very Convenient That Sept. 11 Came Along To Deflect The Fact That They Should Never Have Been In The White House In The First Place. What Happened In The Election Was Completely Corrupt.

I Think Bravery Is When You're Willing To Really Put Yourself On The Line And Maybe Lose Out, Financially - And Be Able To Say Exactly What Motivates You And What Inspires You And What You Find Completely Unacceptable In Humanity And In Culture.

I Knew I Wanted To Be A Performer And Do Comedy At 5 Years Old. My Dad's Wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, Was Boiling Water And She Goes, "what Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" I Said, "a Comedian." And She Laughed And Laughed Because She Thought That Was The Cutest, Funniest Thing.