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The Letter Of Application ... Should Be A Masterpiece Of Fiction, Papering Over All The Cracks. Get It Properly Typed On Decent Writing Paper. Never Let It Run Over The Page, People Get Bored With Reading.

The Memo's Chief Function ... Is As A Track-coverer, So That You Can Turn On Someone Six Months Later And Snarl: 'well, You Should Have Known About It, I Sent You A Memo.

I Was So Flattered That Someone Wanted Me To Write A Book, I Said I Would. It Was Published In 1969.

There Is Something Infinitely Dingy About The Word Workshop. Pray That England Doesn't Become A Nation Of Workshopkeepers.

Although It Is The Biggest Time-waster In Office Life, You Must Never Underrate The Importance Of The Memo. You Will Be Judged By The Volume Of Your Paper Work.