I Think If I Weren't

I Like The Odd Glass Of Wine, A Coffee And A Cigarette. As You Get Older You Can't See The Wrinkles

Well, I Was Fourteen In Texas. But I Looked Twenty-five.

Then, In 2000, John Reid, Elton John's Former Manager, Asked Me To Audition For The Stage Version Of The Graduate He Was Producing. So I Worked On It, Got The Part, And After Three Weeks' Rehearsal I Was On Stage!

Jealousy Is The Fear Of Losing The Thing You Love Most. It's Very Normal. Suspicion Is The Thing That's Abnormal.

The Real Fountain Of Youth Is To Have A Dirty Mind.