I Think I Suffer From

I'd Rather Kill Myself Than Dress Like Victoria Beckham In Towering Heels Day After Day.

The Ideal Man Doesn't Exist. A Husband Is Easier To Find.

I Say I Don't Sleep With Married Men, But What I Mean Is That I Don't Sleep With Happily Married Men.

Little Bitty Bags Are Completely Impractical - I Like Big Slouchy Bags Because They Have To Be Comfortable For My Lovely Wee Chihuahua Tequila, Who Comes Everywhere With Me. I'm Devoted To Him, Now My Kids Have Long Since Flown The Nest.

This Is The Moment Behind Which I Could Forget Every Other Moment That Has Passed.