I Think I Know Now

Mitt Romney, Who Is On Record Saying That He Would Not Waste Money Going After Bin Laden, And On Record Saying He Would Not Violate Pakistan's Border To Get Bin Laden, This Week Said, 'of Course I Would Have Gotten Bin Laden.' Even His Etch-a-sketch Went, Seriously?

Sarah Palin Finally Heard What Happened In Japan And She's Demanding That We Invade 'tsunami.'

New Rule: Tulips Aren't Flowers. They're Some Kind Of Gay Onion.

I'm For The Death Penalty, I'm Pro-abortion, I'm Pro-assisted Suicide, I'm Pro-regular Suicide. Anything That'll Get The Traffic Moving.

Can We Go Back To Using Facebook For What It Was Originally For - Looking Up Exes To See How Fat They Got?