I Think Being Funny Is

Usually, You Hire People That You Think Are Wonderful.

I Don't Get Depressed; I Grow A Tumor Instead.

I Idolized Superman When I Was Younger. I Thought He And I Had A Lot In Common. He Was Always Going Into Phonebooths And Taking Off All His Clothes.

My Parents Stayed Together For Forty Years. But That Was Out Of Spite.

Humorists Always Sit At The Children's Table.