I Tell You, Bono May

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America Is Far And Away Superior To Every Other Place On Earth, In Terms Of Lifestyles, Liberty, And Freedom. In Terms Of The Human Condition, There's No Place Like It.

There Was A Time When The United States Government Earned The Trust Of Its People. There Was A Time When Most People Believed That The United States Government Was Protecting Them.

Liberals Need To Continue To Be Politically Defeated And Hammered Day In And Day Out.

The First Mistake In The New York Times Is Worrying About Granting Trump Access. They're Not "granting" Trump Access. Trump Is Commanding Access. Trump Is Taking Access. Trump Is Dictating The Daily Narrative.