I Taught You To Fight

I Know Not, Sir, Whether Bacon Wrote The Works Of Shakespeare, But If He Did Not, It Seems To Me That He Missed The Opportunity Of His Life.

Our Life Is A Book To Which We Add Daily, Until Suddenly We Are Finished, And Then The Manuscript Is Burned.

He Was So Full Of Wrath Against Grown-ups, Who As Usual, Were Spoiling Everything, That As Soon As He Got Inside His Tree He Breathed Intentionally Quick Short Breaths At The Rate Of About Five To A Second. He Did This Because There Is A Saying In The Neverland, That Everytime You Breathe, A Grown-up Dies; And Peter Was Killing Them Of Vindictively As Fast As Possible.

Our Heroine Knew That The Mother Would Always Leave The Window Open For Her Children To Fly Back By; So They Stayed Away For Years And Had A Lovely Time.

Always Be Kinder Than Necessary.