I Take A Lot Of

A Cry-wanking Scene Is The Struggle To Live, In A Single Moment.

I Don't Know Why I Get Cast In A Lot Of Period Pieces. Stephen Fry Told Me That I Had A Face For Period, That I Look Like Someone From 1920.

I Considered Becoming A Priest Very Seriously. I Wanted To Travel The World. By The Time I Turned 16, I Realized I Was Only In It For Selfish Reasons. And, More Importantly, I Didn't Want To Sacrifice The Ladies!

We're In A Horrible, Repugnant Place Now Where Kids Are Told It's Their Right And Due To Be Hugely Famous. Not Good At Their Job, Not Good At Anything, Just Hugely Famous. This Is Not Sane. Little Girls Think They'll Be Famous If They Have Vast Breast Implants And Might As Well Die If They Don't.

'st. Elmo's Fire' Is One Of My Favorite Films. I Like The Storytelling Of Those Teenage American Films. You Don't Get That Now. Teenage American Movies Are All About Sick Jokes, Puking A Lot, Arse Jokes.