I Take A Baths All

I've Just Had Some Of The Worst Situations With The Most Beautiful Girls, Who I Just Could Not Stand Talking To Anymore. The Physical Only Lasts For So Long.

I'm A Facist About Spoilers. I'm The Biggest Pain In The Ass To The Marketing And Promotions Department. If I Had My Way, The Commercials Would Be 30 Seconds Of Black With A Few Words On Them.

I May See Somebody In A Club One Night And Go, Wow, She's The Most Attractive Girl I've Seen In A Long Time. Then I'll See Her The Next Night And Be Like, Oh No, I Don't Think So.

I Was Three Years Old. I Was Messing With My Grandparents' Dog In Las Vegas, And He Decided To Pick Me Up By My Head And Run Around The Backyard With Me.

If Somebody Doesn't Have Enough Judgment To Be Able To Look At Plastic Surgery And Realize How Phony It Is, Then They Can't Be Helped.