I Support Anyone's Right To

I Felt In A Lot Of Instances I Was Deliberately Being Put Through Stress Because When You're A Guy Who Generates Money, People Have A Vested Interest In Controlling You.

I'm Dave Chappelle And I'm A Chronic Masturbator.

For One Year, I Want To Do This Thing Where I Guest-star On As Many Television Shows As I Possibly Can. I Love Television. The Fact That Television Ultimately Made Me Famous Was Very Gratifying For Me.

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!

Jerry Seinfeld, He Was Doing Letterman Show All The Time, So He Kind Of Had An Excuse, That People Know The Jokes Already. He Didn't Have Time To Do Stand-up. A Guy Like Me, I Have No Excuses.