I Suffer A Little Bit

I Have Four Strikes Against Me. I'm Black, I'm Short, I'm Intelligent, And I Have A Medical Condition.

I Suffer A Little Bit From Napoleonism, If You Will.

Star Wars Was Magnificent, But You Could Tell Darth Vader's Ships Were Glued Together.

15 Concubines Ain't Nothin' To Sneeze At.

I Try To Make Fun Of Myself And Let People Know That I�m A Human Being, And These Things That Have Happened To Me Are Real. I�m Not Just Some Cartoon Who Exists And Suddenly Doesn�t Exist.