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When You Hear Me, You Know It's Me, Regardless Of The Song.

When You're Singing, You're Using Extra Muscles, And It Requires A Lot Of Exercise And Breathing. You Can't Do That If You're A Sissy. If I Have Any Fitness Advice For People, I'd Tell Them To Sing More. It's Good Therapy, Too.

There Are More Old Drunks Than There Are Old Doctors.

Americans Don't Eat Horses. They Are Not Raised As Food Animals And They Are Treated With Chemicals That Render Them Unsafe For Consumption. The Regulations Needed To Change Their Status To "food Animals" Would Cripple Every Aspect Of The Horse Industry As We Know It. Plus, It Would Be Wrong.

You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive? They're Worth It.