I Still Have Highs And

I Don't Care If You Think I'm Racist. I Just Want You To Think I'm Thin.

We Need To Stop Telling Girls They Can Be Anything They Want When They Grow Up. Because It Would Have Never Occurred To Them That They Couldn't.

All Comics Want To Be Musicians. There's A Part Of Me That Wants To Be A Serious Musician. I Love Songs About Heartache And Heartbreak.

That's Not To Say That I Don't Find Anything Offensive.

I'm Personally Not Into A Guy Who Wears Pedal Pushers And A Necklace.