I Still Have A Steady

Hey, Have You Heard That One About The Difference Between Me, Wit, And My Loutish Cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, So I Walk Into A Bar, You See, Very Unassuming, And Order A Martini. Then The Bartender, Hilarity, Hauls Off And Squirts Me In The Face With A Seltzer Bottle, Ruining My N Ice New Camel Hair Suit, Dousing My Monocle And My Watch Fob, Soaking My Cravat. So, Do I Let Him Have What For, And Blow My Top? I Do Not. I Simply Say: Sorry, I Believe I Said 'very Dry'.

I Often Get Asked, 'is The Book Dead?' It Hasn't Happened Yet. It's Different Than Music. Music Was Always Meant To Be Pure Sound - It Started Out As Pure Sound And Now It's Pure Sound Again. But Books Started Out As Things. Words On Paper Began As Words On Paper. The Paperback Book Is The Best Technology To Deliver That Information To You.

I Am All For The Ipad, But Trust Me - Smelling It Will Get You Nowhere.

Antisappointment. Anticipation Colliding Head-on With The Certainty Of Its Own Doom.

Design Is, Literally, Purposeful Planning. Graphic Design, Then, Is The Form Those Plans Will Take.