I Still Do My Comedy

I?m Much Bigger In Britain Than I Am There. I'm Well-known, But My Name's That Guy In America. . . . People Shout: "hey ? I Know You! You're That Guy.".

I'm One Of The School Of People Who Don't Do Research Of The Reality Of The Thing Or The Unreality Of The Thing. In All The Movies I've Done, I've Never Done Any Research.

The Great Thing About Glasgow Is That If There's A Nuclear Attack It'll Look Exactly The Same Afterwards.

The Strangest Thing Is At Tea Breaks, Or Coffee Breaks Or Lunch, You Forget You're A Zombie. And You're Talking About Politics To Somebody At The Table And You Forget That You Have A Bullet Hole In Your Forehead.

I’ve Come In And Out Of America For… Well, I’ve Lived Here For 15 Years. And I’ve Played Here For Nearly 30 Years. On And Off. But I’ve Always Played To My Fan Base. And I Can Come And Do Two Or Three Nights In New York Or Two Or Three Nights In L.a., And All That. But When I Go Away, Nobody Knows I’ve Been Gone. You Know, I Don’t Get Reviewed Or Anything Like That. So That’s Why I’ve Come Back And Done A Longer Time In A Smaller Place, In New York. It’s Always The People Who Live Here That Get A Chance To Know Me.