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I Am Just A Little Tired Of The Stones And The Beatles, And I Don't Care If I Ever Hear 'louie Louie' Ever Again.

I Think The Acts Today Get Too Much Money. I Really Do. They Wind Up Blowing It All Anyway. It's Silly To Give Children That Much Money.

I Know It Sounds Corny, Man, But I Like To Bring Folks Joy, And I Like To Have A Good Time. I Know Folks Like To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Good Time. You Sure As Hell Don't Want To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Bad Day.

Two Thousand Years From Now They'll Still Be Hearing About Elvis Presley.

I Never Prayed For No Money, And I Never Prayed For No Fame. I Said, 'i'll Take Care Of That Myself. You Just Keep Me Healthy And I'll Do All I Can To Try To Turn People Around, To Try To Steer 'em In The Right Direction.' That's The Whole Trip In Life, Ya Know.