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I Started A Grease Fire At Mcdonald's - Threw A Match In The Cook's Hair.
-Steve Martin
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I Started A Grease Fire
Steve Martin
I Started A Grease Fire At Mcdonald's - Threw A Match In The Cook's Hair.
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