I Spent My Life Attacking

I Take A Lot Of Flak From The Counter-establishment For Selling Out.

Yes, I Kidnapped That Lindberg Baby.

Do You Remember When You Were 10 Or 11 Years Old And You Really Thought Your Folks Were The Best? They Were Completely Omniscient And You Took Their Word For Everything. And Then You Got Older And You Went Through This Hideous Age When Suddenly They Were The Devil, They Were Bullies, And They Didn't Know Anything.

I Want My Whole Life Lined With A Topical Anesthetic.

What We Think Of As Halloween Is Really The Product Of Media Barons, City Mayors, And Candy-makers. You Know, Before The 1920s, Halloween Was Really A Terrible, Terrible Night.