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You Know, It's Hard To Beat Bacon At Anytime Of Day. But I Also Am A Big Fan Of Corned Beef Hash.

If You Want To Be Happy In Life, Consider Yourself A Student. Every Day Of Your Life, Think: How Can I Improve?

I Really Thought That I'd Be Doing Shakespeare, Honest To God. I Did Not Foresee The Whole Action Television Thing. That Was God's Joke.

Damn It All, You Have Been Given A Life On This Beautiful Planet! Get Off Your Ass And Do Something!

I Learned The Word Non-conformist In Fourth Grade And Immediately Announced That I Would Grow Up To Become One.