I Sort Of Refuse To

Growing Up, I Remember My Parents Feeling A Little Wary Of 'the Simpsons.' This Was The Late Eighties, And There Was A Wave Of Articles About Tv Shows That Were Bad For America. Then We All Started Watching It And Loved It.

I Would Rather Have Someone Read My Diary Than Look At My Ipod Playlists.

Is This A Generation Of Orphans Who Are Going To The Improv To Do Stand-up?

I Have A Personality Defect Where I Refuse To See Myself As An Underdog.

If I’m At A Party Where I’m Not Enjoying Myself, I Will Put Some Cookies In My Jacket Pocket And Leave Without Saying Good-bye.