I Sometimes Question Whether I'm

Show Business Is Just Like High School, Except You Get Paid.

I Had A Teacher In Art School Who Said Something About The Only Works He Really Enjoyed Seeing Or Found Much In Were Works Where He Had A Sense That A Discovery Was Made In The Course Of Making This Object. I Like To Hold To That As My Marching Orders.

The Trouble With Jogging Is That The Ice Falls Out Of Your Glass.

Never Underestimate A Child's Ability To Get Into More Trouble.

What's The Point Of Cleaning Up Your Act If You Don't Have An Act?