I Snatched The Paper Away

And I Like A Good Horror Story As Much As The Next Person So Long As They Kill Off Some Men Too And Not Just Girls. But The Voices Joan Heard Were Real. There’s Clear And Substantiated Proof They Were Real.

There Was A Dj Who Stayed Up For Eleven Days Straight, The Longest-recorded Period Of Time Anyone Has Ever Gone Without Sleep, And He Started Playing Nothing But Crosby, Stills And Nash, And That's How They Knew It Was Time To Call The Ambulance.

My Favorite Book Of All Time Is Cold Comfort Farm, By Stella Gibbons.

But Things Were Different Now. I Finally Had My Head -pun Intended- On Straight.

I Usually Know Almost Exactly How I Feel. The Problem Is, I Just Can't Tell Anyone.