I Smell Varmint Poontang. And

The Cool Part About Naming Your Kid Is You Don’t Have To Add Six Numbers To Make Sure The Name Is Available.

My Favorite Thing About New York Is The People, Because I Think They’re Misunderstood. I Don’t Think People Realize How Kind New York People Are.

You Can Tell How Boring A Person Is By The Lack Of Fear In Their Eyes When Someone Is Flipping Through Photos On Their Phone.

Drinking Again? Go To Hell. All I Ever Do Is Make Some Movies That Made A Lot Of Money Now Leave Me Alone, I Want To Have Some Fun.

Yeah, I Think That's Sort Of The American Way. And It's Also The Polish Way, It Turns Out.