I Shop More Than Most

Keep Your Head Up And Be Patient.

I Do Believe That There Is A Greater Being That Has Brought Me This Far Through Life. Something Or Someone Is On My Side Teaching Me Valuable Lessons.

My Crotch Is Like Scrambled Eggs

Love Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation When A Guy Sticks His Location Into A Girl's Destination To Increase The Population For The Next Generation. Do You Understand My Explanation Or Do You Need A Demonstration?

I Try To Meditate Every Day For At Least 5 Minutes. I Put My Phone On Silent, Sit In Quiet And Try And Find My Center.