I See You, Ben. I

Why Do All Your Brilliant Ideas Involve Felonies?

I've Never Lost My Capacity To Be Shocked.

I Do Interviews And Signings And Readings And All Of These People Just Hang Off My Every Word. And Then I Go Home And Have Dinner With My Family And Nobody Lets Me Get A Word In.

I Was A University Professor, I Could Talk On And On And On. Give Me A Podium And You Have To Drag Me Off With A Hook.

I Tend To Watch A Lot Of Movies At Home. It's Nice To Be Close To The Refrigerator With My Pyjamas On And Just Relax.