I Saw A Monkey Walking

We Were Young. We Were Bored. And The Old Electroshock Therapy Machine Was Just Under The Stairs In A Box Next To The Hoover.

My Mother Is From Cairo, Georgia. This Makes Everything She Says Sound Like It Went Through A Curling Iron.

What Police Officer Would Dare Ticket Death's Minivan?

I'm Always Prepared For The Worst.

It Was A Salad Bar Of Phobias