I Resolve Not To Drink

Politicians Have A Tremendous Amount Of Ego To Be Able To Do It. It's Very Hard When The Product Your Selling To An Entire Country Is Yourself And You're Just Selling The Hell Out Of It All The Time.

I've Had Some Success At Writing And Directing, And I Like It. It's Infinitely More Creative Than Just Acting, And I Have Things I Want To Say And Do.

The Actions Of President Trump Have Caused Alarm And Dismay Amongst Our Allies Abroad And Given Considerable Comfort To Our Enemies, And Whose Fault Is That? Not Really His. He Didn't Create This Situation Of Fear, He Merely Exploited It - And Rather Successfully.

After Doing One Fine Day And Playing A Pediatrician On Er, I'll Never Have Kids. I'm Going To Have A Vasectomy.

The First Thing That I Learned - And I Understood It At A Really Young Age - Was That I Could Get A Laugh. Really Early. Because My Mother And Father Are Funny.