I Remember, When 9/11 Went

I'm Going To Continue To Try To Strike A Balance, Because I Really, Really Do Love Doing Stand-up, And I Don't See Why It Should Affect The Acting. And Again, I'm Not Going, "i've Got To Become A Dramatic Actor Now." I Just Want More Interesting Jobs. I Just Want To Keep Doing Stuff That's Different.

I Have To Drink This Much To Be As Unfunny As You.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken Corporation Made A Bobble Head Of Me And Sent It To My Management. No Card, Nothing.

I Have Some Shorter Stories Coming Out In Other Books Early Next Year. I Might Be Pitching A Re-vamp Of Ghost Rider In The Spring. We'll See.

If The Victories We Create In Our Heads Were Let Loose On Reality, The World We Know Would Drown In Blazing Happiness.