I Remember Thinking, That's What

If I'm Going To Follow A God, Why Would I Want To Follow A God Of My Creation? That Would Be An Alcoholic Idiot Nitwit Jerk God!

I Started Running Away When I Was Five Years Old. It Wasn't Until I Was An Adult That I Realized What I Really Wanted Was Somebody To Come After Me When I Was Running Away.

When Youre In That Scene, You Really Wonder If This Is All Youre Ever Going To Be. You Know How Vile And Filthy You Are Inside.

My Wife Bought An Extra Life Insurance Policy On Me.

I'm Cleaning Toilets For $30 A Day, Because I Needed That $30, And People Are Pointing At Me, Saying, Look At The Big Movie Star. Look Where He Is Now. I Just Said, I'm Where God Put Me.