I Remember Being In Tears

At An Age When Most Actresses Are Being Phased Out, I Am Being Phased In - With A Vengeance.

I Admit That Post-it Note Sheets That Adhere To Virtually Any Surface Are Now My Substitute Of Choice For Retention.

Though Beauty Gives You A Weird Sense Of Entitlement, It's Rather Frightening And Threatening To Have Others Ascribe Such Importance To Something You Know You're Just Renting For A While.

It's Impossible To Be More Flat-chested Than I Am.

The Man. Can't They Realize That Mankind Was Founded On Two Basic Principles? Religion And Death? The One Motivates The Other. Both Motivate The Man!