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I Don't Go Out And Pick Fights.

It's Not Cool To Be An Alcoholic.

Tattoos Are Permanent And A Lifelong Commitment, The Same As Marriage.

I Always Wanted To Be A Rock Star. That Was My Childhood Dream. That's What I Told Everybody I Was Going To Be When I Grew Up.

When Life Leaves Us Blind, Love Keeps Us Kind.