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At One Point That's All I Cared About, Being A Pro Athlete. But I Realized I Wasn't Athletic Enough.

Everybody's Got Regrets. It's A Personal Choice As To Whether Or Not You Can Change.

I'm Working On Inventing An Aerosol Spray That Repels Papparazi. I Haven't Perfected It But When I Do I Will Make Millions.

Nobody Wants To Know What I'm Doing 24 Hours A Day, They'd Be Painfully Bored, Trust Me. At The Same Time, If I'm Doing Something Interesting Or Funny, I Like Being Able To Share That With My Fans.

Fergie Will Sing Ballads To The Dogs And They'll Sit There Rapt. You Know Your Wife's A Star When She Keeps The Dogs Entertained For 20 Minutes.