I Really Don't Give A

The Best Way To Travel Abroad Is To Live With The Locals.

I Think The [new England] Patriots' Season Should Have An Asterisk Next To It Because Everything They're Accomplishing Is Against Teams Coached By People Other Than Me.

I Don't Think It's That Bad, I Mean, I Love People Following Me Around And Helping Me Do Stuff.

Of Course Killing People Is 'wrong', But I Think History Shows That Sometimes It Serves The Greater Good.

Whenever I'm Feeling A Bit Down, I Always Visit The Local Children's Hospital. Knowing That Those Cancer-kids Wont Be Able To Live Long Enough To Surpass Me In Fame Just Warms My Heart, You Know?