I Plan To Live To

There's Always Going To Be Somebody Worse Off Than Me

Take A Step Back, Evaluate What Is Important, And Enjoy Life.

I Refused David Letterman's Proposal Of Marriage For Obvious Reasons, But Thanks For Asking.

I've Always Had This American-pie Face That Would Get Work In Commercials... I'd Say Things Like, 'hi, Marge, How's Your Laundry?' And 'hi, I'm A Real Nice Georgia Peach.' Sometimes This Work Is One Step Above Being A Cocktail Waitress.

I Go To My Physical Therapist To Keep Fighting It And One Of Them Told Me If You Don't Use It, You Lose It, But I Know We're On Television So I Won't Say What I Would Often Say.