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Democracy Means Free Television, Not Good Television, But Free.

I Know A Man Who Gave Up Smoking, Drinking, Sex, And Rich Food. He Was Healthy Right Up To The Day He Killed Himself.

I Was So Naive As A Kid I Used To Sneak Behind The Barn And Do Nothing.

Did You Know Richard Nixon Is The Only President Whose Formal Portrait Was Painted By A Police Sketch Artist?

Last Night, It Was So Cold, The Flashers In New York Were Only Describing Themselves.