I Only Put Clothes On

I'm Too Tall To Be A Girl, I Never Had Enough Dresses To Be A Lady, I Wouldn't Call Myself A Woman. I'd Say I'm Somewhere Between A Chick And A Broad.

I'm Tall And Smart. If You're Aggressive And Energetic It Can Be Intimidating For People Who Aren't Very Smart Themselves.

Love Is Not Love, Without A Violin Playing Goat.

I Had Lunch The Other Day With My Niece, Emma, And She Said, 'you're So Smart, Aunt Julia.' And I Wanted To Say, 'i'm Not Smart - I'm 41! You're 17!'

I'm Just An Ordinary Person Who Has An Extraordinary Job.