I Only Have Two Rules

Well, I Like To Have Fun At Work.

And If You Say A Word About This Over The Radio, The Next Wings You See Will Belong To The Flies Buzzing Over Your Rotting Corpse.

I Don't Wake Up Drenched In Sweat Because I Haven't Been On Stage In Years.

People Always Say Life Is Short. I've Never Been Convinced Of That - Mine Seems To Have A Tendency To Go On And On.

I Was A Very Good Baseball Player And Football Player As A Kid, But My Father Always Told Me - Occasionally While Striking Me - That I Was Much More Interested In How I Looked Playing Baseball Or Football Than In Actually Playing. And I Think There's Great Truth In That.