I Often Quote Myself. It

Hell Is Not All Paved With Bad Intentions.

If You Can't Get Rid Of The Skeleton In Your Closet, You'd Best Teach It To Dance.

A Great Social Reformer.

When You Want To Put Something Into Your Part That Is Not In The Play, You Must Ask The Author-or Some Other Author-to Lead Up To The Interpolation For You. Never Forget That The Effect Of A Line May Depend Not On Its Delivery, But On Something Said Earlier In The Play, Either By Somebody Else Or By Yourself, And That If You Change It, It May Be Necessary To Change The Whole First Act As Well.

Whenever I See The Word Operation, Especially Trifling Operation, I At Once Write Off The Patient As Dead.