I No Longer Desire Happiness:

A Critic Recently Described Me, With Deadly Acuteness, As Having 'a Kindly Dislike Of My Fellow-creatures.' Perhaps Dread Would Have Been Nearer The Mark Than Dislike; For Man Is The Only Animal Of Which I Am Thoroughly And Cravenly Afraid.

Am Reserving Two Tickets For You For My Premiere. Come And Bring A Friend - If You Have One. Telegram Inviting Winston Churchill To Opening Night Of Pygmalion. Churchill Wired Back: Impossible To Be Present For The First Performance. Will Attend The Second - If There Is One.

A Miracle, My Friend, Is An Event Which Creates Faith.

The Fact That We Can Become Accustomed To Anything, However Disgusting At First, Makes It Necessary To Examine Carefully Everything We Have Become Accustomed To.

The Worst Sin... Is... To Be Indifferent.