I Never Wear Mascara; I

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.

Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.

Not Having Children Is One Less Worry. Children Are A Worry!

I Never Wear Mascara; I Laugh Until I Cry Too Often.

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible.