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I Think There's A Danger That We're Moving Towards A State Where The People We Are Expected To Admire Are Almost Not Human Anymore, And I Don't Like That. I Prefer It When Someone Looks Like A Nice Person, And You Think, 'i Could Have A Laugh With Them In The Pub.'

There Are 10-20 Times More Male Comics Than Female Comics; It's Something To Do With The Social Structure Of Society.

I'd Love To Live In Kent But It's All A Question Of Work.

For A Long Time, People Assumed I Was Gay, So When I Got Married The Press Were All A Bit Shocked And Made A Big Deal Of It - And Ditto When I Had Children. I Felt Very Much Under The Microscope With Paps Outside The House Taking Pictures Of Me Getting The Baby Out Of The Car, It Was Excruciating. I Remember Getting Her Out Of The Car Seat And Thinking 'oh God I'm Going To Drop Her And They're Going To Take A Picture'. I Was So Nervous. Those Sorts Of Things Are Really Hard.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.