I Never Say Anything Negative

When The King Gets Depressed, He Doesn't Call For His Wife. He Doesn't Call For The Cook. He Calls For The Court Jester.

When I Go To Teach, That's Not My Workout. It's My Show. I'm 134 Pounds - I'm A Teeny Thing. I Work Out 11/2 Hours A Day And Eat 1,600 Calories. I Can't Stray Because I Have To Fit Into These Dolfin Shorts!

If I Don't Take Care Of Myself, If I Don't Feel Good About Myself, How Can I Help Others?

People Need The Court Jester, So I Keep That Smile On And Keep Going Out There To Do What I Do.

I Hope In My Lifetime We Can All Continue To Laugh At Ourselves And Not Put Down Anyone For What They Weigh.